Easter Menu

They were amazing

Very fast shipping, packaged beautifully and the best vegan cookies I’ve ever had.

These cookies are absolutely outrageous.

First of all, they are massive. Like, technically-shareable massive. Like, “you could cut this into four pieces and be a decent human being” massive.

But here’s the problem: you won’t.

Because the second you take a bite, any sense of morality, friendship, or basic social decency disappears. Gone. Evaporated. You will look someone you love directly in the eye while slowly pulling the cookie closer to your side of the table.

“Do you want a piece?” you’ll ask.
And by the time they say yes, it’s already too late. You’ve taken another bite. And another. And suddenly it’s just crumbs and regret (their regret, not yours).

Also, they’re plant-based, which somehow makes this behavior feel… justified? Like, technically you’re making compassionate choices. Just not toward the person sitting next to you.

Crispy on the outside, soft and gooey on the inside, and emotionally devastating to anyone hoping you’d share.

10/10. Would absolutely betray a friend again.

Bought these for my boyfriend for Easter and we love them!! They didn’t make it to Easter
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